{"id":53,"date":"2012-01-10T21:47:55","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T04:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/?p=53"},"modified":"2012-01-10T21:47:55","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T04:47:55","slug":"everything-on-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Everything On It?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I am in line and I am ordering lunch, usually a sandwich or a burrito some food product that allows me to&#8221;to have it my way&#8221;. Some kind looking soul clearly underpaid, overworked, over reviewed and under appreciated asks me&#8221;what do you want on it&#8221;, I say hey man I want everything, and inevitably that elicits the response including pickles, I say &#8220;yeah everything&#8221; then they say &#8220;hot peppers&#8221; I say, &#8220;holy jesus yes, everything&#8221; then they say sour cream.? Then I say hey I think one of us doesn&#8217;t understand the meaning of the word &#8220;everything&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I am in line and I am ordering lunch, usually a sandwich or a burrito some food product that allows me to&#8221;to have it my way&#8221;. Some kind looking soul clearly underpaid, overworked, over reviewed and under appreciated asks me&#8221;what do you want on it&#8221;, I say hey man I want everything, and inevitably &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/?p=53\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Everything On It?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-communication"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}