{"id":74,"date":"2012-02-07T18:37:20","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T01:37:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/?p=74"},"modified":"2012-02-07T18:37:20","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T01:37:20","slug":"white-courtesy-telephone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"White Courtesy Telephone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago if you wanted to talk to someone at the airport you would call the airport and they would page the person, a voice would gently ring out &#8220;Mr. K, please pick up the nearest white courtesy telephone&#8221;. Try and imagine a courtesy phone.<\/p>\n<p>Last time I spoke to an airlines I had to remind the person that the sound coming out of my mouth was actually a sophisticated communication system that in the past was studied and occasionally used to trade disparaging comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago if you wanted to talk to someone at the airport you would call the airport and they would page the person, a voice would gently ring out &#8220;Mr. K, please pick up the nearest white courtesy telephone&#8221;. Try and imagine a courtesy phone. Last time I spoke to an airlines I had to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/?p=74\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">White Courtesy Telephone<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-courtesy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}