{"id":82,"date":"2012-02-10T15:14:10","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T22:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2012-02-10T15:14:10","modified_gmt":"2012-02-10T22:14:10","slug":"i-almost-did-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"I Almost Did It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I almost did a lot of things today,\u00a0 right now a vacuum is sitting five feet a way from me, all plugged in ready to go. It has the potential <em>to vacuum,<\/em> I however do not plan on using it, and I do plan on telling my wife I almost did.<\/p>\n<p>Saying I almost did it is very different than saying no I did not vacuum, hopefully she will think maybe I received a phone call or had some more important business to attend to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I almost did a lot of things today,\u00a0 right now a vacuum is sitting five feet a way from me, all plugged in ready to go. It has the potential to vacuum, I however do not plan on using it, and I do plan on telling my wife I almost did. Saying I almost did &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/?p=82\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Almost Did It<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-intent"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irascibles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}