Author: disgruntled

Somethings just doesn’t seem right about allowing children to hawk your wares.

Asking a Jehovah’s Witness for their address and promise to visit them later, strangely ends most visits.

Agreed, but sometimes the reason is you are a dumb-ass and make bad decisions. (courtesy of JB)

Not everyone that backs into a parking spot is an ass, but among those that do, the probabilities skyrocket.

It is a French word for a start-up founder.

Man Cave
Owned & Evil Cousin Pwned
Baby Bump
Selfie
Side Boob
Nip Slip
Wardrobe Malfunction
Tweet
Ninja
Epic

I keep hearing people say they are allergic to things like smoke, chutney and poly-blends, I ask, where they tested, they say no.

Evoke the Three Laws of Thought

Law of Identity:
If any statement is true, then it is true,  A is A

The Law of Non-contradiction:
No statement can be both true and false, NOT (A and not A)

The Law of Excluded Middle:
Any statement is either true or false, Either (A or not A)

Require Falsification

Say things like what? what did I do?

I keep hearing and reading this being used in an odd way. For some reason this phrase has begun to mean that someone is buying into propaganda or becoming a believer in something that might not be true. As opposed to its origins where it was not actually the first thing you do it was the last thing you did. In Jones-town the majority didn’t do this because they wanted to, they where forced or tricked. Seems like we could get this right given 909 people died (second largest loss of US civilian life ever) giving us this cliche.

Seems like the internet has turned into a series of slideshow bullet lists.  The number and the word “10 things” yielded 6,910,000,000 search results. A cacophony of mediocrity.